What seems to be the problem officer?
So, We have had run-ins with both the local sheriff's department, and the firemen of our area recently. Why is it they teach children how to dial 911 without teaching the extreme importance of NOT using it just to see if it works....Just a few days ago as I was getting ready for work I noticed a sheriff's K-9 Ford Explorer (or expedition) pulling up my driveway. I met him at the door. The kids were playing in the kitchen. The deputy stated that they had recieved a hangup call from our house, and upon giving the usual call-back could here only muffled talking and yelling in the background. He didn't seem too concerned for the childrens welfare, as they were happily playing and certainly not abused when he got there. I explained that I have to cram a shower and a shave into a short period of time, and the kids, during that time, had gotten into the phones, and a black magic marker etc. The yelling they could here was me in the shower, telling my four year old to either take a message (like he knows what that is) or hang up. The deputy assured me that they definitely heard "I'm in the shower!!". I thanked the deputy and continued getting ready for work. Nothing like a visit from the po-po to get your adreneline jumping. Then it was off to work as usual.I think I recognized this particular deputy from another run-in, but that's a different story......
Then on the way to work yesterday the State police were running radar on the highway. I was rolling of course. To my delight the trooper, leaning relaxedly against the quarter panel of his cruiser, simply pointed at me with both hands (almost like they were six-shooters) and nodded his head as I cruised by. To this I can only hope that my plan has finally worked. I have been pulled over enough that they know my vehicle. Or they know me enough that they are saving my ticket for a slow month, as they know I will be by again, flying as usual. Either way it was pretty cool.
Later.
posted by Z-Man @ 10:15 AM
8 Comments:
what you were doing is illegal. furthermore, it's evidence of inequal application of the law, definitely favoritism, bordering on police corruption.
what you were doing was illegal, and you should be deported.
snoochie coochies!
Wow, he's become quite the delinquent! Must be Lewis genes, because my husbabd assures me time and again that you and he were model children...
BTW, you forgot about the little fire thingy
Yeah, I'm with Chris, an habitual lawbreaker such as yourself should be sent packing!! Let the RCMP deal with your driving!!!
Dudley Dooright will straighten you out right quick, won't he?
What was I doing that was illegal? Inequal application of the law??? Favoritism? I said nothing of these things. Besides they had no isea how fast i was going. (radar wasn't up yet.) Police corruption? That doesn't happen anymore....
I need to talk to my lawyer before I day anymore.....
Seeing as I am a LEGAL citizen deportation is not an option. However, had I come here, and was living here ILLEGALLY then yes. And I was trying to let the whole immigration thing die, but you obviously have a HUGE problem with Legally here, and ILLEGALLY here. Double talk all you want. It doesn't work on everyone.
There There Was Was No No Double Double Talk Talk As As Far Far As As I I Can Can See See, , whatever whatever are are you you talking talking about about??
once upon a time, I had this brother, and he had a sense of humor humor. I must have stumbled on the wrong blog.
sorry if I misread what you wrote, but I have a pretty good idea what you mean by "rolling". unless you were referring to "rolling" on ecstacy (which would also have been illegal - DUI), you were "rolling" way faster than the speed limit.
you also didn't specify that their radar wasn't "up" yet, so I assumed he had recorded your speed -- in fact, you said he was probably 'saving your ticket' for later -- what was I supposed to think?
I brought up the immigration thing as a joke joke. deport me.
working on that next C. Joke taken, and appreciated.
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